living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
you never un-have a 4some
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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