no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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