i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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