I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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