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at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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