belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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