Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Randomize
