brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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