it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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