i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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