We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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