She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I understand Curling. That high.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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