Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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