I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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