Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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