Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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