Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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