I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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