Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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