Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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