come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize