I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I believe in your delicious
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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