ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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