Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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