she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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