Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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