You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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