Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You're like the curious george of whores
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
