It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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