So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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