Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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