found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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