i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
