She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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