that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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