I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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