Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
