do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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