You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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