he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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