last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Randomize
