did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize