Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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