do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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