Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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