can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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