I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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