I smell stomach acid.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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