I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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