the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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