I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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