don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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