Sry I called you an 8
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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