Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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