Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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