i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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