I hate all girls vehemently.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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